Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  what a confused mess. mackie is charming when the script allows him to be, but amidst the dull captain-isreal character, the lacklustre score, poor direction, miserable CG sets and motionless story, this film is completely lost within itself. i’d kill to see what this looked like before reshoots, presumably terrible too, but god what a fascinating creature. this is an artless picture muddled together by thousands of directionless and wasted talents all brought together under the hammer of pressure and…

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  really very quite fun. everyone was clearly having a good time on set and jack quaid rocked and played this super hammy and fun. sophie thatcher was fantastic and she’s clearly got a long line of movies coming up she’ll continue to be great in. 

  i know it’s not trying to be blade runner, but this is such an inherently fascinating philosophical set-up that isn’t explored at all. iris was far too comfortable being a machine, and for me i…

Popular reviews

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  The Inbetweeners: Fwends Reunited 2019

  ★ Watched 11 Sep 2019

  The whole nation was excited. The whole nation had its time wasted.

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  Scoob! 2020

  Watched 10 Nov 2019 1

  I don’t think anyone will ever be able to understand why I’m so excited for this movie, even me. It’s either guaranteed dogshit or genuinely great. The stills that were released actually look insanely good. Still though; 

  #releasethegunncut

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