Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Kazaam 1996

  ★★ Watched 30 Apr 2023

  Before 9/11 a 7 foot tall black man could stalk a child through NYC and no one would care. Things really changed after the towers fell.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2023

  I have a friend who worked on this movie. When he told me this, I immediately asked "Oh cool, do you get to see Waluigi's uncircumcised penis?" Ala the Hard Drive article. He, like most people, wasn't aware of this article. He looked at me as if I were an insane person. I had to explain the joke and the article whilst walking through Soho in the rain. I've never been at a lower point in my entire life.

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  The moral of the story? Jews and Italians are natural enemies.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I got jumpscared by AI Bill Clinton and Mr. Redlegs this sucks.

Popular reviews

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  All the Way 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Aug 2022

  I call your girl Lyndon because she B on my Johnson

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  Untold: Hall of Shame 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  Begging on my knees for the Untold producers to learn how to pace a documentary.