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  The Grinch That Stole Bitches 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Cimena

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I was kinda hoping this would disappoint so I could say something to the effect of "Jack Quaid can't feel pain but I certainly felt pain coming out of the theater, wooooooaaaaaaaaah!" but the movie was actually pretty fun and now I'm sad.

Popular reviews

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Aug 2024

  COME ON, PEOPLE

  This feels like something a first year film student would make, and a student with not only an alarmingly scarce cinema intake beyond Quentin Tarantino, but also one with barely any real life experience and who's incredibly limited in the types of people they've interacted with throughout their life, making for a similarly limited and narrow-minded overall worldview, despite going around and bragging to everyone around them about how clever and thoughtful and innovative and boundary-pushing they…

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  I already knew I'd like this movie when they opened it up with the OG Nickelodeon logo as opposed to the modern eyesore they forced on us like a decade ago. But yeah this movie's phun

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