CrazyAlexP

CrazyAlexP

Favorite films

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • Star Wars
  • Toy Story

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  • The Alto Knights

    ★½

  • Miami Connection

    ★★★★★

  • The Grinch That Stole Bitches

    ★★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

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  • The Alto Knights

    The Alto Knights

    ★½

    This is like if Martin Scorsese and Ken Burns had an embarrassing kid that they just keep in a cellar all day and feed nothing but toothpaste and saltine crackers. This one's a stinker.

  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    ★★★★★

    "Friends for eternity, loyalty, honesty, we'll stick together through thick or thin,
    Friends forever, we'll be together, we're on top cause we play to win"

    Fuck me man this movie rules. And getting to show it to a bunch of my buddies after a night at the club (insert Adam Driver Megalopolis GIF here) was quite the experience. Cimena.

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  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★½

    COME ON, PEOPLE

    This feels like something a first year film student would make, and a student with not only an alarmingly scarce cinema intake beyond Quentin Tarantino, but also one with barely any real life experience and who's incredibly limited in the types of people they've interacted with throughout their life, making for a similarly limited and narrow-minded overall worldview, despite going around and bragging to everyone around them about how clever and thoughtful and innovative and boundary-pushing they…

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    I was kinda hoping this would disappoint so I could say something to the effect of "Jack Quaid can't feel pain but I certainly felt pain coming out of the theater, wooooooaaaaaaaaah!" but the movie was actually pretty fun and now I'm sad.

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