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Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Aliens
  • All the President's Men
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    ★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★

  • Alien³

    ★★★

  • Prey

    ★★½

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★

    Told Kate after the first incident, everytime they cut to a shot of his feet I’m docking half a star. 
    You did it to yourself Eisenberg.

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    It tried harder than Atlas but was still shittier than Argylle — which itself wasn’t worth the buffalo shit on a nickel — this is truly one of the worst uses of $120 million dollars the world has ever seen. Amazon and Bezos should’ve just donated all this money to the LA Fire Department budget, but instead they gave it this madman who should’ve directed a Windows 95 PC-ROM borderlands video game since this is basically the level of CGI roth delivered throughout this offensive 2 hours of GARBAGE.

    You suck Eli Roth, who the hell are you?!

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  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★

    Was so hyped off George Bailey’s spirit at the end I paused to run out in the streets screaming merry Christmas at the local movie house, emporium and into my neighbours windows and homes.

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ★½

    If First Class is a double quarter pounder w/ bacon,
    and Kingsman is a Big Mac,
    Argylle is the messy mcshit that Matthew Vaughan felt the need to drop on his audience from a once promising arsenal.