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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Man I'm just as awkward, weird, uncomfortable to be around, cringy, dumb, falsely confident, odd looking, timid, conflict avoidant, and punchable as Robert Pattenson is in this movie, but I can't get two baddies to fight over me :/

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Lame ass song the monkey chose to play, had it chosen to blast Fetty Wap on its JBL it would have gone so much harder.

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2022 1

  The first thing I'm going to do when I become a billionaire is get a clock that comes with an hourly dong.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2022 1

  This movie has a lot of things I enjoy:
  - Anya Taylor-Joy
  - Good Acting
  - An original Thriller concept
  - Food
  - Anya Taylor-Joy
  - A plot that keeps you guessing
  - Great pacing
  - Anya Taylor-Joy

  A little too ambiguous of an ending but still an absolute blast of a movie that I can easily see myself going back to watch again.

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