Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  In Your Eyes 2014

  Rewatched 27 May 2020 3

  I will defend this cute and wholesome movie until the day Jesus comes for all you fucking sinners.

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  smart sexy people doing smart sexy things in a smart sexy thriller... what more can a movie offer tbh

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  Watching the Detectives 2007

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  the part where he's like "i'll shut down the video store when people can have any movie they want beamed directly into their tv set" and beaming this movie directly into my tv set is exactly what i was doing 🤯

  i too would stop watching movies forever for lucy liu

Popular reviews

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  Footloose 1984

  Rewatched 25 Aug 2018 2

  What does it even mean to cut footloose??

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  Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2004

  Watched 20 Sep 2018 3

  i wanna fuckin die