Parker Crisp

Parker Crisp

Doin y’a mon da da doin y’a mom

Favorite films

  • Baby Driver
  • The Dirt
  • Smokey and the Bandit
  • Midnight Run

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  • Black Swan

    ★½

  • Taxi Driver

    ★★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★★★½

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  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★½

    I wanna watch something life changing 
    Alec “aight I got y’all” 
    1 hr and 30 mins of Lesbo sex and then 15 mins of actual plot . The last 15 did go kinda crazy but was it worth my two hours idk maybe he hyped it up to much def not 5 starts or even close to it.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★½

    Obsess over a woman -> get rejected the most logical step is now plot to kill the presidential nominee, wow that’ll really show her. Wait now I have a better idea I’ll kill a bunch of pimp bosses and then be the hero now she’ll love me for sure. Then dream up a scenario where you’re just nonchalant and the woman you obsessed over talks to you. 

    Good movie but idk why people idolize this plot same retards did it for the joker movie

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★★½

    I love anya Taylor joy I love anya Taylor joy I love anya Taylor joy I love anya Taylor joy I love anya Taylor joy

    This will be my favorite movie of 2025 studded duo of miles teller and Anya Taylor-joy. Albeit a bit weird with the mute holloman fellas and kinda weird vibe in the gorge. They just chem too well and did I mention Anya Taylor-Joy is in this movie cause if not I should say it.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★½

    Not as good as the first one but still good power creep issues

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