Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Abruptio 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Feels like a really long adult swim special you’d see at 3AM

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Cowabunga dudes and happy 35th to an ATF comfort movie. 

  I fucking love the ninja turtles so much, they’ve always been in my life. One of my earliest memories ever is watching a shitty vhs copy of this movie in the living room while my parents were panicked about something in another room. Learned many years later, 9/11 had just happened so they had it on to distract me for 90 minutes. Totally changed my life. Turtle power forever dudes.

Popular reviews

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  The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa 2012

  ½ Watched 29 Nov 2020

  I haven’t felt this tight chested since uncut gems

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  The Boys Presents: Diabolical 2022

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jun 2022

  Rick and Morty art doesn’t equal funny

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