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School of Rock is the Citizen Kane of movies.

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  • School of Rock
  • The Rocker
  • Rocky
  • Rock

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  • Take Away

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Jackie Brown

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • Take Away

    Take Away

    ★★★★

    Sometimes you just gotta yank it

  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★½

    I hope I'm this funny when I'm 82.

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  • The Brainiacs.com

    The Brainiacs.com

    ★★★★★

    Everything I know about business, I learned from this movie.

  • Climax

    Climax

    ½

    You should be able to learn something from a bad trip.

    Low-hanging fruit, but the movie is called "Climax" yet it's dull as all hell.

    This was just gross and not in a fascinating way.

    This 90-minute movie barely has enough ideas to fill at 15-minute short film.

    Don't watch this movie. Just drink a bottle of hot sauce, blast some Aphex Twin, mute your TV, turn the saturation to max and watch The Shining. I promise you will have a better experience.