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i frequently give stuff five stars.

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Annihilation
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Lady Bird

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  • Anora

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★

  • 1922

    ★★★★

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  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    ★★★★½

    Absolutely loved the opening.

    As the ticking of the clock grows closer to zero hour, we cut away to brief vignettes that deepen each character’s stories too. Each intro scene is tight and well paced and each character is introduced in their own unique way that gives each of them depth and reason for involvement. This keeps the overall story from flowing too fast. I especially liked the one set in North Dakota. The entire film is tight and well…

  • Demonlover

    Demonlover

    ★★★★★

    “No one sees anything. Ever. They watch, but they don’t understand.”

    I’ve been wanting to see this film for such a long time and it did not disappoint. Thank you Criterion!

    A claustrophobic descent into the hellish underground techno culture of the early 2000’s. Amazing lighting, cinematography, with a wonderful score and soundtrack by Sonic Youth.

    Paced like lightning at times.

    Cronenbergian, having themes both related to Videodrome and his son’s Possessor, however there’s a greater emphasis on the tech…

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    so, so many thoughts. i love this so much.

    mikey madison is amazing!!!

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★★

    Giggled all throughout. Silly, fun, gory, and so, so Stephen King.

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    Osgood Perkins is a director I've been obsessed with since I was 17 and saw The Blackcoat's Daughter for the first time, and also loved Gretel and Hansel's dark, twisted take on the classic fairytale.

    Longlegs, while not as strong as his directorial debut, still is full of atmosphere, disturbing moments, and horror elements that I long to see in the modern day horror zeitgeist.

    Maika Monroe is amazing as Lee Harker. I love how she channels Clarice Starling from…

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

    I was covering my eyes, hiding in my blanket, and pausing this over and over because of how scared I was watching this in my childhood bedroom alone with headphones. This and The Outwaters show that the indie horror movement is blossoming into a new prime and I’m so here for it. I was begging for it to stop at certain points. 

    Skinamarink feels so much like the feeling I get when I run up the basement stairs at night…