Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Palindromes 2004

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  what The Sweet East thought it was giving

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  great gowns beautiful gowns

Popular reviews

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  Rose Matafeo: On and On and On 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024 1

  rose matafeo i need you to know that I laughed really hard at the "amelie is our travis bickle" joke and also I will absolutely treat you right

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  Watched 12 May 2024 8

  I will never understand how hater ass bitches will PAY MONEY to go hate watch a movie in a theater. Stay your ass at home fr. Average Metrograph patron can seriously suck my balls for having terrible vibes, no childlike sense of curiosity, and a shit ass attitude. 

  This carries deep potential to be an entire people’s history of american moving image practices. A shame that the movie boys are starting to Get It™️ and their audiences fell behind on the reading. Genuinely fuck y’all.

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