Celebrimbor

Celebrimbor

movies either make my day or ruin my life

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Arrival
  • A Single Man

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • Robin Hood: Men in Tights

    ★½

  • The Adventures of Robin Hood

    ★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    A extremely rare L for Bong Joon-Ho here. Weirdly disjointed and broad, without any of the biting satire that Bong’s other films are known for. The quirky charm brought on by (most of) the actors cannot save a fundamentally messy script that seems cobbled together out of underwritten characters and jumbled themes. I didn’t hate watching this, in fact I ended it feeling that it was…cute, but I also tend to feel that way walking out of most low-tier Disney movies intended for literal toddlers. For a filmmaker as talented as Bong Joon-Ho, the bar should be higher than “cute”.

  • Robin Hood: Men in Tights

    Robin Hood: Men in Tights

    ★½

    I grew up with this film looming in the background of my life. My father loved it, so, as a child, I was under the impression that it was a comedy classic that I wasn’t allowed to watch because it was too risqué, and I was sorely disappointed to find out that it was only a comedy classic to my father because his sense of humor was informed by a lifetime diet of Fox News and Evangelical Puritanism. 

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  • The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    ★★★½

    Vesemir? More like VeSEXmir amirite?

  • Wolmi Island

    Wolmi Island

    ★★★

    It’s interesting seeing a North Korean perspective on the war and on American imperialism, although it definitely suffers from a certain lack of nuance in its uncritical worship of the Kim family. Still, I watched this as part of my EALC class at university, and in retrospect I am surprised by how little the propaganda in this movie differs from the propaganda in American films.

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