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  Terminator: Dark Fate 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Hear me out. At this point everyone is shitting on these movies. It's simple: Machines and/or Humans travel through time to make sure humanity's saviour dies/survives. At this point I think if you watch these movies with the expectations of a cinematographic masterpiece, you're the problem. The acting was decent, the action was spectacular, the story was par for the course. I was entertained. Movie did its job. 3.5/5. Stop complaining.

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  Absurd 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Listen, the plot is stupid. Like, really dumb. But you're not here for the plot, are you? No. You're here for the kills. And the kills are unhinged. Shaggy man George Eastman is a force of nature in this ridiculous flick. This is a film I'd never have looked at twice if I hadn't picked it at random. And some of the glorious kills in here will stay with me forever.

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  A Dangerous Man 2009

  ½ Watched 02 May 2023

  She's got an @ss like WHAT?

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  Frankenstein: The True Story 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2024

  Among all the adaptations I've seen, this one is by far the closest to the original. Refreshing and interesting in more ways than one, if slightly too long for my taste.

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