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  • Frankie Freako

    ★★

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★★½

  • Absurd

    ★★★★

  • The Rig

    ½

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  • Frankie Freako

    Frankie Freako

    ★★

    I thought it was really funny but the storytelling was really lacking. It was just there to support the jokes so the moments that weren't funny were a huge drag, even more so when some of the jokes don't land. But the purposedly shitty production, the cheap gags, the running gags and the random left turns kept me watching. I would have given this a 4/5 if I had been drunk but as it stands, I can't give it more…

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★★½

    Hear me out. At this point everyone is shitting on these movies. It's simple: Machines and/or Humans travel through time to make sure humanity's saviour dies/survives. At this point I think if you watch these movies with the expectations of a cinematographic masterpiece, you're the problem. The acting was decent, the action was spectacular, the story was par for the course. I was entertained. Movie did its job. 3.5/5. Stop complaining.

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  • A Dangerous Man

    A Dangerous Man

    ½

    She's got an @ss like WHAT?

  • Frankenstein: The True Story

    Frankenstein: The True Story

    ★★★★

    Among all the adaptations I've seen, this one is by far the closest to the original. Refreshing and interesting in more ways than one, if slightly too long for my taste.

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