cryptoriana

cryptoriana

you can tune a piano but you can't shun the Gunn

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Favorite films

  • Ginger Snaps
  • The Exorcist III
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Warchief

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  • Rurouni Kenshin Part I: Origins

    ★★★★

  • The NeverEnding Story

    ★★★★

  • Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai

    ★★★★★

  • An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★★

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  • Rurouni Kenshin Part I: Origins

    Rurouni Kenshin Part I: Origins

    ★★★★

    There's one time on the Netflix version where the subtitle actually reads "Kaoru-dono" instead of "Miss Kaoru," there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

  • Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai

    Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai

    ★★★★★

    I knew who Miike was well before seeing this, but didn't know it was him the first time I saw it, so finding out after was always really funny. The patron saint of the edgiest of weebs does a remake of such an emotionally harrowing movie. While 13 Assassins has plenty of violence, this one precludes it even more, and like 13 Assassins, what's not shown is so much more poignant than what makes it onto the screen.

    One that…

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  • Delgo

    Delgo

    The fact that this is dedicated to someone's memory bums me out in a weird way.

  • Fat Albert

    Fat Albert

    ★★½

    most heartwarming movie made by a rapist since rosemary's baby