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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  reupholstered my consumer confidence and brand loyalty

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 27 Dec 2022

  discourse bait with nothing to say. single joke caricatures with nothing to do. a whodunnit story that makes its conclusion apparent by minute two.

  narratively mistakes tidbits for plot, and forgets to give a single character an arc. but cleverly subverts the genre by just drawing attention to all of the tropes its using at face value without ever doing anything interesting or new.

  conceptually interesting gimmick (held back by just replaying scenes for a full 30 minutes of with…

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★½ Watched 03 Sep 2020

  sure it might not have any characterisation, spends most of the runtime on unneeded exposition, disorientingly intercuts just to be disorientating, has a video game score from 2010, and an audio mix from hell, but at least it's got a novel concept: "what if inception was worse"

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  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Sep 2019

  if it didn't suck so much it would be a perfect movie

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