Cole

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Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Eraserhead
  • Wild at Heart

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  • Clash of the Titans

    ★★

  • Rumble Fish

    ★★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • The Wages of Fear

    ★★★½

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  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★★★

    I went into this with absurdly high and specific expectations, and for the first time in maybe a decade those expectations were precicely met, and at times even exceeded. I got exactly the movie I wanted, right down to specific edits and placement of historic moments. The last 20 minutes of this I had tears in my eyes from just how "perfect" it came across, how seamlessly the myriad of elements came together.

    This is all of my favorite things…

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  • Rumble Fish

    Rumble Fish

    ★★★★

    "...I am Queens Boulevard."

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    Was yelling at the screen when I realized they were about to do the exact same ending from Matt Reeves' The Batman. This ending stands out as a bizarre choice because the rest of the film is so tame and generic.

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  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    ½

    This is one of the most lifeless, pretentious, vain, vapid, pandering, and generally embarrassing films I have ever seen. Structurally it's a rip-off of Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin, but the end result plays like a kindergarten teacher trying to convey the simplest lessons possible. It felt like an AI wrote this script after being fed nothing but the "why do we fall?" scene from Batman Begins. It's literally nothing but platitudes for 34 minutes, this film has nothing…

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ½

    M. Night Shyamalan: Bigoted Preacher

    This isn't fun bad like most of M. Night's shitty movies, this is offensive. It's dumb, and thinks you the viewer are dumb. Bautista and Groff manage to make the experience moderately less nauseating, but they couldn't possibly be enough to make up for the rest of the film. What makes this possibly the worst film I have ever seen isn't the onslaught of repetitive filler scenes, or the complete lack of character intellect, nor…