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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2024

  Play stupid games and you win stupid prizes, fall in love with a murderer and you might just become one?? I guess? I don’t know man. I think it was alright, would be down to take his class though.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  I really liked the part where they played tennis but really, they were playing tennis

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2023 4

  Holy hell this movie made me feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006. The amount of hotness experienced in this movie is worthy of a good rating alone. The way Brad Pitt looks at the camera shakes me to my core. He makes this movie comparable to the feeling Buddha got when he reached nirvana. Buddha blessed this beat.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2023 3

  I find myself usually loving the psychological horror movies, and have seen some fantastic ones in my life, but I sadly cannot say that this is one of those movies. This movie has everything that should make it one of those masterpieces, but falls short in many executions of its plot, and character development. The ‘fight’ scene was bad, and I found myself predicting too many of the ‘revels’ or turns in the plot. The overall message of the movie…

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