Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Machinist 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  ohhhh i understand it now

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  empathy ruins all movies for me why am i rocking back and forth in the theater because robert pattinson is so trusting and naïve and people aren’t treating him kindly and the cgi alien bugs are being tortured. anyways hi toni colette

Popular reviews

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  Just Like Heaven 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2022 2

  this movie is going to be the reason i kill myslef

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  Simon Birch 1998

  ½ Watched 19 Jan 2023 1

  the whole time i was thinking, this movie would be so much better if simon fucking died. and then he did. praise. 

  and who the FUCK convinced jim carrey to be in this for all of two mins