uli

uli

wer gerade wach und spielt mit seinem Wurm?

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Emilia Pérez

    ½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Bad Girl Island

    ½

  • Out of My Mind

    ★★★★½

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    i should slap the fuck out of a lot of the people involved in the making of this movie. ridiculous offensive lazy bad.

    i could make a video essay on how and why this movie is so bad and i probably will. fuck you zoe saldaña fuck you karla sofía gascón and fuck jacques audiard

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    sue is lowkey that bitch 

    i need to watch some video essays and by some i mean all

    4 stars because the film didn’t bring me joy but it was good love love yeah love yeah

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  • Metal Lords

    Metal Lords

    ★★★½

    lowkey they did their big one with $3000 on daddy’s amex card, 3 sponsorships with guitar center capri sun and snapple, and 5 blessings from the metal gods 

    that shit was pretty ass but kinda fun 
    maybe the real metal was the friend we should’ve dropped along the way! that shit didn’t give metal it gave lead or perhaps a crumpled aluminium foil ball and yeah

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