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  Under Paris 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  Was genuinely sad that the real reason the triathlon at the Olympics was delayed was due to pollution, and not, y’know, an actual tirade of mutated sharks

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  Rebel Ridge 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  It just irks me that he didn’t call this Red Ridge. Or Pink Ridge. Or even Crimson Ridge (Crimson Ridge sounds badass). Anyway, Aaron Pierre is a bonafide star and I’ll watch anything Jeremy Saulnier does. Where the heck was Macon Blair tho!?

Popular reviews

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  Led Zeppelin Played Here 2014

  ★ Watched 19 Nov 2014

  "Did Led Zeppelin play here?"
  "Yes, definitely."
  "I'm sure of it."
  "I think so."
  ARGHHH GOD JUST ASK THEM!
  Robert Plant: "Sorry, don't remember."
  COOL STORY BRO

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  Split 2016

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2017 1

  Split ***

  The ending of Split *****