Paulie

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Fix your hearts or die.

Favorite films

  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • PlayTime
  • Cléo from 5 to 7

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

  • The Secret of Kells

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Who: Warriors' Gate

    ★★★★½

  • Watership Down

    ★★★★★

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ½

    Absolutely fucking hated it. 

    Sorry that being funny isn’t good enough for you Bo. I’m sorry that you feel like it’s your solemn duty to “heal the world with comedy”, and that ultimately, you feel like it’s beneath you. 

    Really though, YOU chose to do this. You’ve only got yourself to blame.

  • Link

    Link

    ★★★½

    There’s a bit in this film where Elizabeth Shue finds a dead body, turns to a monkey, and asks “What happened here?” as if it might give her an answer.

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

    If I’d seen this as a kid I’d have been obsessed with it. Like, it would’ve been a formative text. 

    Maybe it is anyway…

  • Doctor Who: Warriors' Gate

    Doctor Who: Warriors' Gate

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Casanova

    Casanova

    ★★★★★

    How can a show about a man who sleeps with hundreds of women be this gay? 

    Oh yeah, that’s why.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    Someone stole my identity while I was watching this. Seriously, some guy used my email and my bank details to subscribe to a business advice service. Got £89 taken out my account.

    I enjoyed the film. It was good.