Haven’t seen this movie since I was ickle. Far more bonkers than I ever remembered and boy is the homo-eroticism high for a film from “the troubling times” but oh well. Plenty of skin, explosions and a Queen soundtrack to hold it all together? What more could you want? Well bare tiddies obviously but it’s close. Also Brian Blessed is a personal hero, so can’t give it anything less than a firm recommendation
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The Way Things Go 1987
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So much fire, the pyromaniac arsonist in me thoroughly enjoyed watching this. Stood in an open gallery with a series of pensioners, strangers and gits. Enraptured by the simplicity and by the flames… fire is king. Fire is all.
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Goldfinger 1964
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Opens with some casual terrorism by Bond. Strange. Better one liners so far. Lets a women take a hit for him. First bond with a proper opening tune. The fight choreography in these films suck! Odd job, haven’t seen him since goldeneye for the n64/ night fire on the ps2. Figures out the girls a sniper who tried to kill him and just gives her a lift anyways. More sweet sweet, good old fashioned family racism. The Asians this time.…
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From Russia with Love 1963
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THE BLACK GUYS ARENT VILLAINS OR STEREOTYPES! They just aren’t in the film! And instead it’s those wascally wussians. Bond comes across as more of a horny teenager than an elite super spy. He learns the room he’s staying in is bugged and rather than remove the bugs or whatever he just smirks and goes to a new equally bugged room. It’s not the tactics of a super spy but a cocky child. OOP more racism, “gypsies” this time. Fucking…
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