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I write snide bullshit from a dark room

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • The Irishman
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Up in the Air

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  • The Electric State

  • The Hurt Locker

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

  • Tokyo Drifter

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Well and truly terrible, just like the trailers made it out to be and what everyone here has already said so why did I even bother. I was struggling to remember how the movie began by the time the credits began to roll, which I'm sure bodes well for how well the rest of this will stay in my mind.

    Cliché upon cliché upon cliché in the script, with the Markus / McFeely combo doing what they do best; writing…

  • The Hurt Locker

    The Hurt Locker

    Am I crazy? This movie is weird, right? Directed by a woman, covering a contemporary war and seemingly having a negative opinion of not only the men involved in the war, but also being sympathetic towards the horrific ordeals they are forced to put up with for being in it. The writer, Mark Boal, was embedded into an american EOD unit during this exact war and claims that a lot of the script was based on first hand experience, and…

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  • September 5

    September 5

    This is a movie I have almost nothing to say about. It's a very well made film with some really good performances, ben chaplin in particular stood out to me, but the script is too eager to avoid the real issues in favor of the qualms of the TV crew who reported on it. And yeah... that's what it says on the tin but I was hoping for something a bit more... thrilling in my goddamn thriller? This movie also…

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.