Caroline Westrate

Caroline Westrate

A critic without credentials

Favorite films

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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  • Airplane!

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Eephus

    ★★★

  • Dog Man

    ★★★

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  • Airplane!

    Airplane!

    ★★★★

    So funny that it’s OK it didn’t age well? That’s my goal in life

    Also, can you log a movie if you took a littttttle nap during it? Just wondering !!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    It wasn’t perfect, but man. I really liked this. Feel like it had something for everybody. Sci-fi. Philosophy. Action. Political & economic commentary. Comedy. Love. Cute lil guys. All the food groups. 

    I’ve got 3 roses to give out. 1 is to Robert, youuuuuu’re a good actor. Wow. You too Mark, but I only have 3 roses so. The 2nd is how well they explained and explored a difficult concept. I’ve seen a lot of blockbusters beef it. Not gonna name…

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★★

    Fuck you Wallace you dumb fucking incompetent bald-headed gap-teethed british coward. You’re a waste of clay you ignorant out-of-touch senseless fugly british bitch. How can one man be capable of so much *almost* greatness and only have half a british brain cell. I hate that any talent is wasted on such a useless worthless pathetic bumbling self-centered british soulless incel. I hope a kiln takes you out and finally puts Gromit out of his misery. See you in hell Wallace

  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★

    I liked that I was engaged and entertained in the beginning and slowly lost interest by the end, like a real baseball game.