I didn't hate it, but I'm gonna be honest, I expected this to be queerer, bloodier, and more coherent. I feel like had this been named anything other than Conan, I probably would've had a better time and been more appreciative of what it was going for, but alas, it's got big shoes to fill.
Incidentally, I am now quite inspired to one day make a pulpy movie about barbarian lesbians in the tradition of Conan.