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Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  The second of two movies I watched in theaters today.

  My opus was probably my observation that slime and goo are two sides of the same coin. Many insults have been hurled at me for saying this, but I believe I will be vindicated by history.

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  First of two movies I’m watching in theaters today.

  Michael Fassbender in this movie is like the final boss of Wife Guys, I aspire to his level

Popular reviews

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  Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 10 May 2023

  None of that shit would’ve happened if those Weaviles weren’t complete failures

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  Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder 2023

  Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Love that they’re bringing back the time honored tradition of traumatizing British children. God knows they need to be traumatized

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