Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 2013

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The writers must’ve felt so smart when Percy tells Tyson that people look at him and ‘see a monster’

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  Ender's Game 2013

  ★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  The plot and commentary in this is alright bc the book it’s based on is probably pretty good, but the execution is just incredibly underwhelming and tropey. Still, makes a nice change from the hellscape of the The Mummy franchise.

Popular reviews

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  Mandy 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023 1

  Truly epic.
  This is cinema.

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  Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 14 May 2024

  ok was not expecting this to not be terrible but alas