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Couples Retreat 2009
Watched this because my wife and I stayed at the same hotel for our honeymoon. Bora Bora is the best place in the entire world. This movie? Kinda ass. A few good cheap gags with a Guitar Hero commercial thrown in for good measure. I’m also willing to bet that Adam Sandler saw this and decided to make all those vacation movies of his.
I wish I was back on my honeymoon.
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Jingle All the Way 1996
I would pay a lot of money to go back in time and be an extra Santa on set the same day Arnold, the Big Show, and Verne Troyer were all in the same scene. That’s an all time day on set and deserves to be recognized as such.
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Saltburn 2023
If you gave this anything above two stars, you’re too far gone for Horny Jail, you need to be sent to the Horny Gulag to work in the Horny Labor Camps in Horny Siberia.
I went into this anticipating to hate it, and I was absolutely correct in my assumptions.
This movie was written by an AI that ran on the same engine that ran Tumblr before it banned naughty gifs. Atrocious schlock moonlighting as “art”.
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