Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Terrifier 2 2022

  ½ Watched 01 Nov 2023

  Genuinely cannot believe this was 2 hours long. It felt like 5

• 

  TÁR 2022

  Watched 03 Mar 2023 1

  Tried to give this a review but ultimately it's not my thing. I understand it's a "main character gets humble pie" movie, but I'm just exhausted by artsy types who speak in 90% English and 10% another language in the same conversation to appear intelligent while talking in metaphors they read from books while sipping espresso with a grimace.

  If this was an hour shorter I'd probably be able to give it a review considering I liked the idea and premise of guilt welling up and creating hallucinations and delusions.

Popular reviews

• 

  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ½ Added

  self fellating hipster trash that people who wear clothes that look out of the 1920's and thick framed glasses will analyze until the end of time smoking cigarettes wishing to be a character in this drivel.

• 

  Cats 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2019 2

  Cats tier list:
  S - Mr mistofelees, skimbleshanks
  A - Bustopher Jones, munkustrap, mungojerrie and rumpelteazer
  B - Gus, grizabella, macavity
  C - old deuteromy
  D - Victoria, jennyanydots
  F - Rum tum tugger, boombalurina

  I think it goes without saying the response song to memory was garbage and was probably conditional on tswift being in this movie. Derulo was a bad rum tum, and gets points off for needing postproduction wang feathering.

  Wasn’t a fan of victorias voice, and…

Following