Simon

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Just getting through life, one film at a time.

Favorite films

  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Memories of Murder
  • House
  • Bonnie and Clyde

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  • Black Bag

  • In the Lost Lands

  • Mickey 17

  • Hook

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    My little face when HMRC got a shout out in a Soderbergh film. 

    A fucking BANGER. So tight, so well directed, Tom Burke SLAYED that dinner scene, and her from the horrid Winehouse film was exceptional too.

  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    Honestly a fun time at the pictures, really stupid but TRIM, like zero fat on this although it is to the detriment of, like, world-building. It relies heavily on you just filling in gaps in your head. And if you cut out the establishing shots of that big skull building this film would be like 45 mins max. 

    Also Milla Jovovich looks EXACTLY LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT and it was so distracting spending 45 minutes going “who does she look like” then realising it’s fucking Bombalurina from Cats

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  • Baby Done

    Baby Done

    "Hey she's from Taskmaster" x 4

  • This Is My Life

    This Is My Life

    The Marvelous Mrs Simpson