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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
God level commitment to the bit.
survival video game movie.
All of Applejack’s problems and failures stem from core cartoon world logic and all of his solutions are built by combining and leveling up every element of mother nature’s zany gags. Its like the hat on a hat principle that those Daniels use in their ‘photoplays’, but where Everything Everywhere All At Once waves away a lot into it’s multiverse, Hundreds of Beavers builds what amounts to a hard magic…
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The Seventh Seal 1957
I find it difficult rating old films. If I were to rate it on how much I enjoyed the experience alone it wouldn't top my charts- but as it exists in the film canon as one of bergmans firsts, it is still a wonder. In fact, the cinematography still trumps majority of films released today.
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The Courier 2020
I was secretly hoping he wouldn’t get the information to the Americans in time because at least a nuclear war would have given me something to look at. This movie harnessed the temperament of every 1960s Englishman to be one of the most frigid viewing experiences money can buy. I really hope Benny Combybobs didn’t actually lose all that weight for this entirely passable movie. I actually LIKE historical dramas, especially cold war shit but GOOD GOD THIS SUCKED. It…
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