Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Parent Trap 1998

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Incredibly, immensely formative film 🥹

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  All We Imagine as Light 2024

  Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Well I just loved it 💓

Popular reviews

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  Gigli 2003

  Watched 18 Aug 2024

  John Waters once said something along the lines of “don’t have sex with people who don’t read”. This comment came to mind when Affleck’s character, Gigli, explains that the only reading material in his house is a Tabasco bottle. Anyway, it’s amazing that a real life couple (at the time) couldn’t produce even a glint of on screen chemistry. The music in this film is mind boggling…

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Hmmm the Diet Coke I drank during this was one of the worst in my life—and if you know me, that’s big. Blerg—I had fun but some choices left me…frustrated