Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hot Frosty 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  Yeah I'd let him shiver my timbers

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  Kinky and good but disappointed there were no tornados to wrangle

Popular reviews

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  Damsel 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2024

  -Fire lava breath-  *SCREECH*  -Fire lava breath-
  -perfectly constructed old English sentence-
   -Fire lava breath- *SCREECH* -Fire lava breath

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  Human shrek get the dogs inside me barking RUFF RUFF RUFF

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