Recent reviews

• 

  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  Genuinely the worst movie I've ever seen. Had to immediately apologize to my girlfriend for making her come with me.

• 

  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 May 2024

  Fantastic summer blockbuster, Ryan Gosling is the new Ryan Reynolds for men. Got a little hard when he got out of the water ngl.

Popular reviews

• 

  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024 1

  5/5 just for Edward calling Bella a spider monkey

• 

  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2023

  Snow trying Zyns one time would have given him the clarity to stop the hunger games

Following