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Lars and the Real Girl 2007
runs in the classic indie tradition of being annoying. ryan gosling is weird af. feels wrong to say as someone who has described gifs in verbal conversation. this film tells us that small towns are very accepting of eccentric people and will engage in collective delusion to make them feel at home. this definitely isnt the case… unless fox news comes into the picture!!! :) zing. its clearly in minnesota but there’s no accents. poor worldbuilding
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Stagecoach 1939
question for the film historians: when did being a drunk stop being a funny thing (like being fat)? likely the first victim of woke…
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Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke 2025
true crime and family blogging are bad BUT i kind of love seeing how stupid people are. this guy is a civil engineering professor at byu and has to ask what “emaciated” means. the detective gets into the panic room vault by guessing 123456 as the pin. no wonder joseph smith was like “uh i found these golden tablets in my backyard and i can read the hebrew no u cant see them” and now there’s like 20 million people who have to drink mountain dew instead of coffee
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Wonder Woman 1984 2020
welp. if y’all wanted a movie that even a BA in integrated studies from sarah lawrence couldn’t prepare you for... here you go. you got one. three hours of it. you want a movie that self-consciously says more about the universal human condition and capitalism than typical man movie drivel like citizen kane, the sopranos, die hard, and so on? it’s right here. so. let’s strap in, buckle up, grab that glass (or three.... agh, eff it, a whole ass DECANTER)…
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