Daltoes

Daltoes

Tune into my weekly beef jerky blog spread sporadically among my movie reviews

Favorite films

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Ted 2
  • Moonlight
  • Asteroid City

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  • Paul

    ★★½

  • The Birdcage

    ★★★★½

  • Asteroid City

    ★★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

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  • Paul

    Paul

    ★★½

    Three boobs, that’s awesome

  • The Birdcage

    The Birdcage

    ★★★★½

    What a warm giggle fest this is, I say we should play this in classrooms

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★

    renee rapp was my gateway drug into the world of mean girls and now i’m even closer to being the gayest straight guy in town

  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★★

    I’d ask you about electricity and you’d show me the inter-workings of a tesla coil right? But you haven’t felt the ghostly fear of a wire exploding in your hands after taking someone’s word the breaker was off. 

    I’d ask you about plumbing and you’d probably quote me a mario, huh? “It’s a me!” you’d holler, haha… But have you looked into your manager eyes after breaking a pipe and flooding the lobby? As if the last straw in her…