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Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  3 stars because i like to look at the pretty man but narratively i could’ve got just as much out of listening to the This is Bob Dylan playlist on spotify

  also the venue we went to started screening the french dub and it somehow took a room of 50 people a solid two minutes of dialogue to realise that it was the wrong version

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  (for just a fleeting moment) i thought we were going to be gifted a homoerotic plot twist. the ultimate setup was there but alas… we were thoroughly let down

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  Hotel Transylvania 2012

  Watched 21 Jan 2025

  just brushing up on some important lore before i watch nosferatu (2024)

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  aesthetically wonderful but at the 45 minute mark i began to feel like an under-stimulated zoo animal gnawing at the bars of my cage simply begging for the keeper to throw me a plot point

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