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  The Doom Generation 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Ahead of its time vibes-wise. Everyone say thank you Gregg Araki!

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Girl what the fuck is you doing!?

  The amount of people who have told me to watch this... ok, I have now. Thanks Sean Baker. I loved sex worker movie number 4.

Popular reviews

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  Bingo Night 2014

  Watched 06 Dec 2022

  Had to edit this for a final exam. The prof pulled up a picture of Mindy Sterling in Austin Powers and was like "You guys probably recognize her..."

  I recognized her for having a Randy Jackson shrine in iCarly, not fucking Austin Powers you uncultered swine.

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  Chinatown 1974

  ½ Watched 08 Dec 2021 3

  I didn't even watch "Chinatown". I'm rating this the lowest possible rating solely because I hate Syd Field and how much he talks about this fucking movie in his book. Oh my god. Fuck you Syd Field, and fuck "Chinatown". I'd rather watch "Disaster Movie" or "21 and Over" again than ever watch this fucking movie and be reminded about how much I hated reading Syd Field's Screenplay book. Oh my fucking god I hate Syd Field so much and I never want to hear about "Chinatown" ever again. Fuck "Chinatown". Fuck screenplay rules. Syd Field can choke on my massive dick.