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Wicked 2024
My dad bought us UltraAVX-3D-DBOX tickets and I can’t tell if I didn’t click with the film because of the material, or if I couldn’t click with it because every kick drum or bass note, the seat would vibrate so hard my asshole puckered up. Every time Ariana flipped her hair, the seat would jerk in whatever direction Ariana’s hair went WHICH IN THEORY, SOUNDS AWESOME. AND IT WAS. But it was also distracting and took me out of the film. Gonnnaaaa rewatchhhhh because those last ten minutes fucked so hard.
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Twisters 2024
Dear Row F Seat 14,
I understand that being in a IMAX theatre opening night is exciting. You've paid more than the standard amount so you might as well revel in all the opportunities you can. You've got a good seat! So why ruin the experience for me? I sat in standard form, knees bended with a slight hint of man-spreading. Yet every time you reclined, you would bang my kneecaps. I assumed you understood this, because before the movie…
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My Dinner with Andre 1981
I was listening to an interview with Fede Alverez on Alien: Romulus where he talked about the power of film, comparing it to the aftermath of a breakup and trying to date again. How you go on date after date thinking "this person's attractive, they must be the one". You sit down for dinner at a nice restaurant and the moment they open their mouth you're figuring out what excuse can bail you out.
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