It's not nearly as "so bad it's awesome" as SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON, but it's still really entertaining and a solid pick for a beer & pizza night.
Also gotta give it props for actually having some practical shark effects instead of just relying on stock footage and crap-looking CGI. I mean, the sharkies look like they're made out of cardboard, but it's still cool that they built shit for real, you know?
Bonus points for the insane overuse of lion roar sound effects.
Cheap & goofy B-movie fun.
Killer robots, exploding heads, T&A - what more do ya need..?
(wish more movies were as short and sweet as this one. 76 minutes! that's fucking perfect!)
What kind of a limp-dicked society are we living in if this lame-ass shit is considered "erotic"?
It's mostly just a bunch of tight shots of clothed actors awkwardly grinding on each other. Wow. That's almost pushing PG-13 there, buddy!
And if you came looking for gore, you're gonna be doubly disappointed...
Fucking RE-ANIMATOR starts off with a guy's eyes imploding and squirting blood all over the place. Here, you'll have to sit through AGES before getting some of that…
And people said this was an improvement over the last one..? Ha!
Jesus christ…
This wasn't just bad. This was borderline unwatchable. Who in the fuck thinks that this is actually good?
The whole thing looks like a cheap TV show, for god's sake, with constant medium close-up shots of characters talking and talking and talking and talking.
And none of it is funny, clever, or interesting. It's just a bunch of tedious yapping. And the fact that EVERY SINGLE…
