"Fuck you Lucky Charms"
Damn he is one hideous looking bastard. Not even plastic surgery could save that face. When that man took his hat off in the hospital, it nearly scared me all the way dead 😂
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Novocaine 2025
"Looks like I found something to make you feel something, huh?"
–And then he made him feel something... yikes!
Novacaine is a good time, just 15mins too long. I would've given it a higher score otherwise.
There were so many funny scenes that me and the crowd lost it to – but then, there were other scenes that dragged on way too long; screwing up the pacing and vibe. But regardless of the problems, Novacaine is still very entertaining.Also, I need that Prey 2, Amber.
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Game Night 2018
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"We DO NOT offer 3 for 1 on Tostitos Scoops."
–I knew that was bullshit from the jump
I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of the whole plot, but it works so well. The characters had me gasping for air with all the crazy situations they got themselves into. The scene with Annie trying to remove the bullet from Max's arm by sterilizing it with Champagne, and proceeds to cut into his arm with a blade, but doesn't realize the bullet wasn't even there in the first place. That part took me out completely.
And dude actually looked like Denzel 🤣
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Stand by Me 1986
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
Ain't that the damn truth
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011
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If you didnt get chills, go silent, or have goosebumps when Caesar spoke for the first time and said, "NO!"...
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