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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
My new Irish good-bye move at bars is to board a wooden Elven ship as I smirk at my friends crying on the sidewalk
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
First time watch:
Pleasantly enjoyed the slower burn first half.
That second half is something I’m still going through at work.Helms Deep was everything I dreamed it would be.
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Eternals 2021
The definition of an “ehhh” movie. The entire move is just forced dialogue relaying exposition unnaturally.
It felt like their script was written using a conversational and historical themed bingo wheel to reveal which random topic they were going to forcibly represent next
Glad to see a marvel movie in theatres, and a little disappointed this was one of them
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