Alex

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Writer. Cook. Analog synths.
I’ll score your sci-fi/horror/whatever movies.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Mulholland Drive
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Room

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  • People We Meet on Vacation

  • The Parenting

    ★★

  • Black Ice

  • Take Out

    ★★★★½

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    Part 1: I want a cigarette

    Part 2: I need a cigarette

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    When I was teenager, I bought Mulholland Drive (likely from my small town’s Walmart $5 bin as I often did in high school) and I watched it over and over again. It’s possible I had heard of the film before my first viewing from a Chuck Klosterman piece that I believe was in Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs where discussed what he thought were the most important movies of the late 90s and early 2000s. A list that also included some…

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    Took big edible, had big fun

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Coming soon from Pfizer