dannymalt

dannymalt

Favorite films

  • Office Space
  • Pulp Fiction
  • GoodFellas
  • Clerks

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  • Constantine

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★½

  • Companion

    ★★★½

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  • Constantine

    Constantine

    ★★★

    I finally watched this after all these years. Keanu was a totally decent Americanized version of Constantine. But to me, casting Constantine as dark haired American in LA rather then a blonde brit in the UK is sacrilege. It's as egregious as casting an American James Bond. Even beyond the non-british direction, the movie does such an abbreviated cherry picked bastardization of the source material, that I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it without getting annoyed.

    Maybe one day we'll get the more source material accurate British Constantine movie or tv show we all deserve.

  • Nightbitch

    Nightbitch

    ★★★

    I didn’t find it that enjoyable. But I felt I absorbed how soul crushing raising a kid can be and how that breaks your spirit haha. So I felt I got something out of it.

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  • Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    ★★★

    3 hour western with 8+ meandering side plots none of which get resolved in Chapter 1, and will supposedly take 4 chapters to tell the whole story.

    Parts of the movie I was excited for, parts I was bored, other times I was confused. Also I had no concept of time, some plot threads felt like only 1-2 days passed and others were months.

    Kevin is a mad man for thinking this project was a good idea and pouring millions…

  • Greenland

    Greenland

    ★★★½

    Gerard Butler in yet another movie where a world ending event is happening, and he must survive. It was kind of dumb for sure, but I was entertained throughout.