Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Dudes rock. 

  
  Two decades late to the party.

  This is how you make an entertaining action-adventure film, duh. 

  Watch this and then try to watch the new Electric State in comparison. One is a film and a story; the other is a product and content. 

  
  Near-perfect film! Smooch.

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  Den of Thieves 2018

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This film has EVERYTHING*.

  
  
  
  
  

  
  *except the hint of a woman

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024 2

  Papal goss!

  Beautiful trash!

  Sleek divinity!

  Those vestments, they got me going. Everyone looks like a million bucks, age spots and all. 

  Fiennes does the heaviest lifting, but the cast is so tight.  Lithgow finally gets to play someone not 90. Good wig. Nice wig. 

  Catholics rule. Fucking weirdos. 

  Nice!

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  Prometheus 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024 2

  Is this the best Alien film up to this point?

  Based on the tone, themes, visual effects, dialogue, and overall sound and visual design? Of course.

  Based on whether it's like the Alien films? Who cares.

  I think detractors are just genre people disappointed that Scott didn't do Old Alien in the 21st Century.

  His project was a ludicrously expensive meditation on god, whether he exists, does he hate us if he does, and that is just excellent.

  Was it…

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