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Favorite films

  • The Gold Rush
  • Dial M for Murder
  • Witness for the Prosecution
  • Sweet Smell of Success

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  • The Room Next Door

    ★★★★

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★★

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

    ★★★★½

  • How to Have Sex

    ★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Powerhouse performance by Mikey Madison. She ups the ante with her Scream Queen title quite literally in this one.

    Super fun, gorgeously shot, fast paced, f-bombed the fuck out that would make Marty himself proud, and edited like crazy fitting 6 hours of material into a 2 hour runtime. One of my only gripes though is this one argument scene that goes on for so long, that Charlton Heston’s Moses had already parted the sea when that shit got resolved.

    Sean Baker delivered another hit as expected. See it on the big screen if you can.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    REMEMBER THERE IS NO SHE AND YOU

    YOU ARE ONE

    RESPECT THE BALANCE

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★★★½

    Good news to report after my last rewatch from like 5(!) years ago:

    This movie still fucks 😎

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★★

    Happy New Year!! Might as well get the shitty films out of the way.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Them boys are as straight as the Earth is flat.

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    “Welcome to the asshole of Los Angeles!”

    Boogie Nights meets Wolf of Wall Street meets Once Upon a Time in Hollywood meets The Artist meets Cinema Paradiso. Throw them all in one gigantic orgy and the product of that session is Babylon.

    Chaotic in the best way possible. No other way to accurately describe it, honestly. Had to second guess myself if this was a Damien Chazelle production, because the tone at the start is a total 180 from what…