Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2017

  Gone Girl was butchered to shit the last time I saw it on FX but thankfully I have the blu-ray and the viewing experience is still as spectacular as ever. We love a classic and we love a lead actor with a big dick.

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Aug 2017

  The soundtrack alone is still as bone chilling as the first time I heard it watching this film. It enhances the viewing experience so much and it's kinda everything, as is the cinematography and the story. Oh and Gosling too. Because duh, who doesn't love the Canadian King! A shame some of Refn's other projects don't have nearly the substance of Drive (cough Only God Forgives and The *Ugly* Demon cough).

Popular reviews

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  The Guest 2014

  ★★★½ Added

  Getting clocked in the face by Dan Stevens with a pool cue in the middle of bar has always been a fantasy of mine, whew god

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  Only God Forgives 2013

  ★ Added 1

  What is there to say that hasn't been said? It tries to capitalize on the same formula used in Drive but fails miserably. Revels in its own pretentious thought. Very style over substance, gorgeous cinematography withstanding. If Halsey were a film it'd be this.

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