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Midsommar 🤝 my experience at 1989 Secret Sessions
Doesn't totally work but it has enough here that I didn't find it a waste of time. Feel like it has the makings of something that could be great, but it's dealing with very familiar territory and fails to really bring much to the table. It's saved by Ayo's presence, who helps to keep it grounded and churning along. It's not really enough in any way to make it soar -- not…
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Idle Hands 1999
Just a dumb, 90's stoner horror comedy. It's exactly what you'd expect, stupid as you could imagine, but it's such an undeniable product of its time that you can't help but fall into its dumb little charm.
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The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall 2011
I've seen this so many times and it still made me cry when Christine kissed the Phantom and his eyes got so big and he didn't know what to do with his hands and they're shaking and he finally put them on her head and he gaVE HER HIS FUCKIN MUSIC AND OH HOW SHE REPAID HIM DENIED HIM AND BETRAYED HIM HE WAS BOUND TO LOVE HER WHEN HE HEARD HER SING YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO ALL THAT THE PHANTOM FUCKIN ASKED OF U
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The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall 2011
Remember last time I rated this a 4.5 and not a 5?
How fucking stupid am I? All you have to do is say "Phantom...Royal Albert Hall" and I immediately go from 6 to midnight.
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